You can’t fix stupid

Blue-collar tour fave Ron “Tater Salad” White visits the Baton Rouge River Center as part of his national tour. The stogie-chomping, whiskey-swilling comedian will regale the audience with raunchy tales of misbehavior. Tickets for the Thursday show are still available, but just barely—don’t miss out on White’s riotously funny act. Tickets are $41.75 at brrivercenter.com.