Shakespeare gets shortened

Three wild and crazy actors will perform all 37 works of the immortal bard in a 90-minute session of high-energy hilarity as Swine Palace features The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged). From Titus Andronicus performed as a gruesome cooking show, to translating the Shakespearean histories as a royally violent game of football, this play takes no prisoners and leaves no sacred cow untipped. Thoroughly enjoyable for Shakespeare lovers and novices alike, visit swinepalace.org to get your tickets. Shows run July 17-22.