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Dude, where’s my star? – In the weeks and months after Steve Jobs died in 2011, he may have been the most quoted person on the planet.

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In the weeks and months after Steve Jobs died in October of 2011, he may have been the most quoted person on the planet; his quips and boasts about personal achievement, dream fulfillment and creativity had everyone from boardrooms to classrooms to coffee shops abuzz and ready to, as his company Apple used to so proudly call us to do, “think different.”

Three years later, do we really want these same post-hippy by way of tech revolution adages coming from the mouth of the doofus from That ‘70s Show—okay I’m dating myself, now—the one from Two and a Half Men and Demi Moore? Does anyone care that, by most accounts, Jobs could be a real dictum?

Of course, Jobs, the new biopic from director John Michael Stern (Swing Vote) will surely do its best to, if not canonize the Apple Computers co-founder as a saint, at least lionize him as a creative warrior whose fallen combatants were less true victims and more collateral damage for the greater good innovation. In the wake of the real thing, one of the more rebellious and steely minds of our time, that character may be more justifiable, but in the hands of Ashton Kutcher, it may be one of the most unnerving beasts ever unleashed on screen. I get that Kutcher looks remarkably like a young Jobs, but still I have my doubts about this casting.

Don’t go by me, though. See for yourself in the first teaser for Jobs debuted today Instagram (because apparently that’s a legit thing to do now). Watch in all its squared-off glory. Jobs arrives in theaters on Aug. 16.