Inconvenience stores
You know what hacks me off? So-called convenience stores. Read more...
The dumbest guy in Louisiana
Who's the absolute dumbest man in Louisiana today? I'll give you three guesses. You're right, and on your first guess, too. Read more...
Smart enough to kill, not smart enough to pay for it
You know what hacks me off? Legal excuses for murder. Read more...
WARNING: You are an idiot
You know what hacks me off? Product liability lawyers treating me like an idiot. Read more...
Reflections on language
You know what hacks me off? The torture of our language to appease the PC police. Read more...
Al Gore, bathroom czar
You know what hacks me off? Automated restrooms. Read more...
Parking lot pinheads
You know what hacks me off? Pinheads in parking lots. Read more...
Less Work, More Money
You know what hacks me off? The U.S. Postal Service. Read more...
Sailed away
You know what bums me out? Looking out across the University Lakes and not seeing a single sail. Read more...
Balkanized-America
You know what hacks me off? Hyphens. Read more...